September 27, 2015 9:04 am EDT
“That’s a simple question with a complicated answer.”
“Complicated doesn’t scare me.”
“Maybe it should.”
“Maybe.”
“Well, anyway. I was hoping we’d have a few more drinks; loosen up. Then—”
“Then?”
“You know.”
“I do, do I?”
“Of course you do. Don’t be coy. I saw how you singled me out. I saw how you turned on your barstool, just so.”
“Just so?”
“Why pretend?”
“Pretend?”
“Yes. Pretend. We both know that you turned on your barstool so I would see the hint of your upper thigh, the shadow on your cleavage, the mystery of your profile.”
“And?”
“And you knew you’d get my attention. Like I’m a striped bass. I couldn’t resist the shiny allure of your sparkling lure.”
“I don’t know anything about fishing.”
“And yet, you know exactly what I’m saying.”
“Do I?”
“You do. Finish your drink. I’ll order us two more. Then…”
“Then?”
“You know what’s next. You know exactly what’s next. Only question is do we take one car or two?”
“You’re pretty confident. I don’t know if—”
“Yes you do. You know you like it. You know it’s exactly what you need. Your mystery meets my need. Finish your drink.”
“You’ve got it all figured out, huh?”
“All of it? No. What fun would that be? I’ve figured out enough. For tonight.”
“Okay. Let’s go.”
“Finish your drink.”