Bert is evil
Remains little doubt
Childhood legend
Darkness throughout

But what of Ernie?
Is he evil, too?
Puppet of Bert
What shall we do?

Kill all the puppets!
Murder the dreams!
Bountiful evil...
Bursting the seams!

Accepting the truth
Darkness pervades
Goodbye, Bert and Ernie
Shed a tear, childhood fades